Eww!

I really really want that UK shirt. Cool

Okay. So this story happened to me like 2, 3 days ago? Whatever. So. As usual. I was taking my morning shower. I took my shower in my parent's bathroom. La la la~ Everything was going normal. Then I saw my favorite shaver/razor hanging on the bathroom wall. Then I was like, "Oh, how did it get there? Maybe I forgot to take it out yesterday" So I took it. And oh my god, there was pubic hair all over the knife. And I was like, "OHHHHH SNAP!" This ain't right, this is not right! I was sad so I washed it. Washed all the pubic hair off. I wanted to change the knife, so I took the container with the extra knife inside, well guess what bitch? The extra knife, too, have pubic hair stuck on in. I was like "What the fuck? Who the fuck used my fucking razor without asking my fucking permission and left me their fucking pubes hair?!" Just so you know, I was pissed. Seriously. Fuck my life.